The Ten Ideas

Living in a city that has mountain right in its name, I decided to go to the Mountain Top. There upon the mountain I was had a vision of the Founding Mothers & Fathers of this Country. The spaketh unto me and wrote what the Mothers & Fathers spake unto me.

They all spake unto me, givingest these Ten Commandments.

1. Thou shalt love no other State, unless the Republicans come to office.

2. Do not make any laws that restrict any type of freedoms.

3. Do not misuse the name of The State.

4. Keepth the Sabbath, unless you find it inconvenient or somebody gets offended from it.

5 Liketh your parents, until you become a teenager. Then ticketh them off as often as possible.

7. Do not hurth or offendth anything.

8. Do not steal, especially if you are white male who works in business. All others The State shalt turneth a blind eye unto if done during a race riot or by a poor person.

9. Do not lie to the press or in court or the IRS,everyone elseth thou mayth lieth unto.

10. Thou shalt have class envy.