House of Reps = HOR

I was starting to think . . . I know, I know a very dangerous thing to do. I was reading in overseas papers how they call members of parliament things like MP. So, in America I think our elected representatives need the same respect and honor with a quick way to identify them.

From now on members in the House of Representatives should be referred to as a HOR. The collective group is HORs.

Proper usages would include:
"Those HORs are stealing money again."

"I can't believe what I got a HOR to do for the right price."

"That HOR is really sleazy."

"Did you see how many HORs were on the street?"

There is a serious side of calling Representatives a HOR. Some working ladies may be insulted by the new term and could give street walkers a bad name.




Tags: Politics, Democrat, Republican , hor, Congress, whore, sleazy